Stupid Boss.... part deux

What more can I say? My superiors are pencil loving, penny pinching, morons



To: All Radio X Network Employees
From: George Allen Shaffer
CC: Tanner Blackart- Operations Manager
Date: March 23, 2009
Re: Supplies


Fellow Employees:

You may have noticed the recent replacement of all pens located in the front desk reception area. We will now only be using one (1) box of Number 2 pencils for all corporate documents and inter office memos. This decision was not made lightly. In an effort to save this company, its stations money, and help control expenses, we have no choice but to cut back on stationary items.

We were going to replace the pens with mechanical pencils but received a better deal on number 2 pencils with our flexible Dollar General trade out agreement. In emergency events, 1 pen was left in reception and will be held accountable for. Please be sure and sign the sheet should this be removed and keep track of the ink levels after each use. Jill, you will have to keep track of these ink levels and sign out sheet daily to ensure we get a replacement when necessary. It is locked down on your desk to ensure nobody, including clients, walks away with it without signing it our first.

Security will be posted to search each guest and employee if anyone becomes suspected of removing Radio X Corporation property as they exit the building and to ensure that company assets are not stolen or removed without prior management permission. Remember you job could be at risk if you fail to apply this corporate memo and regulation. Thank you all for your hard work and consideration in this matter as we all pull together to save money and jobs in these hard times.


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George Allen Shaffer