Ok, this is just awesome

Darth MC Hammer

A smart-ass in the making....

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

Is Tanner his manager?

A New Zealand taekwondo athlete has opened a brothel to help fund his bid to compete at the 2012 London Olympics.

The best part? Just cause you can pay for it, and got the skillz, he still has to prove his "....ability to serve as an example to the youth of the country" to have a shot. Don't know much about New Zealand except that's where Xena was filmed, but I'm fairly certain lil girls don't grow up with the desire to work in a brothel...

Close quarters with male Sweds? Yum!

So I found this on Buzzfeed and while its more intense/in depth then your usual "which vegetable best represents you" type of personality test if it'll get me closer to those yummy Swedish men I'm so for it!

Swedish Armed Forces Personality Test

Yemen justice

I'm not sure whether or not to cheer this, but its certainly one way to clean up the jails:

Justice Yemen-style: Paedophile who raped boy, 11, shot in the head in front of hundreds of spectators

May need a new boss...

So I get a text from Tanner on the 4th that says, and I quote "So far so good! Only an eye and a singed eyebrow!" and an hour later "I cannot BELIVE the cops are shutting me down!"

Yea... this will probably be the boys today...


















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