- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
- People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
- A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
- The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"
- Motel Six won't leave the light on.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
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