The following is an acutal correspondence from the Big Cheese: George Alan Schaffer
RADIO X EMPLOYEES,
I REGRET TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT THE KIT KAT BARS LOCATED IN THE PROMOTIONS OFFICE ARE NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION – AT LEAST NOT FOR STATION EMPLOYEE CONSUMPTION. THOSE ARE FOR SAMPLING OPPORTUNITIES ONLY. I KNOW THAT IT APPEARED TO BE A FREE FOR ALL BUT WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT THOSE MUST LAST US THROUGH THE END OF MAY.
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EATING THOSE LIKE POPCORN. AS WELL, WHOEVER BROKE OPEN THE SECOND BOX – REALLY WE SHOULD HAVE ASKED FIRST.
THANKS, AND SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
GEORGE ALLAN SCHAFFER
Yes boys and girls, that really was a genuine email from the modern date Lord of the Morons. See! There really is someone dumber then The Boys: Tanner and JJ.
And yes, it did come in all caps, I'm just shocked he knew how to log into his email without a manual with more pictures than words.
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