12 or more? Your a Geek!

1. If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
2. If Dilbert is your hero (hmmmm.)
3. If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
4. If you window shop at Radio Shack
5. If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate
6. If you are convinced you can build a phazer out of your garage door opener and your camera's flash attachment
7. If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
8. If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
9. If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
10. If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
11. If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games, but are afraid to say it out loud
12. If you truly believe aliens are living among us
13. If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires (uh oh.)
14. If you have more toys than your kids
15. If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it
16. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
17. If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep
18. If you replace your pinky finger with a USB flash drive!!!!