Ok, this is just awesome

Darth MC Hammer

A smart-ass in the making....

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!

The teacher had to leave the room.

Is Tanner his manager?

A New Zealand taekwondo athlete has opened a brothel to help fund his bid to compete at the 2012 London Olympics.

The best part? Just cause you can pay for it, and got the skillz, he still has to prove his "....ability to serve as an example to the youth of the country" to have a shot. Don't know much about New Zealand except that's where Xena was filmed, but I'm fairly certain lil girls don't grow up with the desire to work in a brothel...

Close quarters with male Sweds? Yum!

So I found this on Buzzfeed and while its more intense/in depth then your usual "which vegetable best represents you" type of personality test if it'll get me closer to those yummy Swedish men I'm so for it!

Swedish Armed Forces Personality Test

Yemen justice

I'm not sure whether or not to cheer this, but its certainly one way to clean up the jails:

Justice Yemen-style: Paedophile who raped boy, 11, shot in the head in front of hundreds of spectators

May need a new boss...

So I get a text from Tanner on the 4th that says, and I quote "So far so good! Only an eye and a singed eyebrow!" and an hour later "I cannot BELIVE the cops are shutting me down!"

Yea... this will probably be the boys today...


















Fireworks Idiots

Big men don't cry?

So I've been on "vacation" (can you truly call it a vacation if your seeing family?) So when I returned from a week of *that* torture I come back to this loony bin where the first thing I hear from Tanner is a little freak out mini-tantrum about someone parking too closely to his precious baby "Midnight Thunder" (aka a Camaro Z28(

Anyways, while he didn't have quite the little tantrum as this kid (he is an adult... most of the time) it gives you a good idea of the overreaction.


Canceled WoW Account Meltdown

Lovely

911 Fail

X-men

Ok, so I'm avoiding work again and with all the hoopla over superheroes again (Hugh Jackman is hot!) Prompted my little foray into the Internet and heres what I found....

Trogdor!

Ok, I love HomestarRunner.com, ESPECIALLY Strong Bad's emails... here's an example

Awkward Family Photos

Now to top off my Baby Theme Week:

So once you do get knocked up and have the kid at some point you'll end up having a family photo... this website gives you some good examples of what NOT to do.... Below is an example of some of these "precious" photos

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Baby talk

Action Teen Daddy

Baby week....

Continuing the theme....

Baby advise

So I went to a baby shower this past friday, and besides being highly HIGHLY amused by scaring the 19 year old with child birth facts (I SO could be part of the "scared straight" program) I've decided I will display some baby minding advise I've found across the Internet:

You're doing it wrong...

From Jill's email

Find the 10 faces in the tree














Find the 3 ladies














Find the baby

Soda & Beer

The warmer it gets outside, the more the crazies try to skip out earlier and dump their work on me. Since I was told at my last eval that I'm not allowed to shoot the offenders with nerf darts or rubber band guns I've come to a solution to deal with the extra work: Caffeine & Beer (but not mixed). so I am a devotee to Mt. Dew but some things the soda makers due confuse the heck out of me:

• Like Cucumber flavored soda!?
• The Germans tried to copy Coca-Cola and came up with the drink Fanta.
• The average American consumes enough caffeine in one year to kill a horse.
• Coca-Cola was originally green.
• Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
• The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. 'UP' indicated the direction of the bubbles

Memorial Day Weekend

As you celebrate your extended weekend remember what the long standing Memorial Day was established for. Its not just a day to escape from work, go to BBQs, drink beer or curse because something is closed for the holiday. You may not agree with this war, but that is not the point of honoring the fallen of America.

Please take a minute during the national moment of silence at 3pm EST Monday to remember those who've fought and died throughout America's history for our rights and thank them.



The True Meaning of Memorial Day



Memorial Day - Arlington (Trace Adkins)

Huzzah!

I may have finally found a way to finish that degree so I can get the heck out of this loony tunes place known as Radio X!! The Study Ball is a 20lb old school chain gang ball that hooks to your ankle and won't release you for whatever time you've designated.
Heck... even if I don't end up using it for studying I can use it to capture Tanner and McKay so I'm free for a 4 hours of them sneaking up on me with the rubber band gun.